Here are the first batch

Aren't We All (Hero) | Beer Scooter | Benjamin & Jumble | Emergency Medical Hologram | Fish Face | Hit Her With The Pig | It's About The Oil George | Maria's Umbrella | Pop Pop Pop | Rose | Small & Cute | The Abdou Theme | There's A Monster In My Garden | Ultra Cool

 
Small & Cute

Intro Bb Bb Eb/Bb Bb Eb Eb Eb/F Eb x 2

C#           C#
Down down it all went down
      Bb                    F#
after too many drinks and a trip up town
C#           C#  
Ding dong it all went wrong
Bb                  F#
2 million pieces of bling for a song

    Ab                 Bb
But you, you caught me out
       C#                   Ab
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay

(CHORUS)
Bb                  Bb             Eb  Bb
How could something quite so small and cute
                    Eb       F/Eb
get me into so much trouble
Bb                  Bb             Eb/Bb
How could something one might call minute
                 Eb          F/Eb
turn it all into rubble

C#       
Oh no, I searched high and low
Bb                         F#
looked up the gumtree, but that was no go
C#  
Flogit, Selfriges, ,eBay, op-shopit.
     Bb                      F#
Like Louie and Bobbit you're ready to chop it

Ab         Bb                   C#
What can I do, I know it wasn't new
           Ab
what can I say


How could something quite so small and cute
                    Eb      F/Eb
Get me into so much trouble


CHORUS KEY CHANGE
C                   C              F   C
How could something quite so small and cute
                    F           Bb/F
get me into so much trouble
C                   C              F/C
How could something one might call minute
                 F              Bb/F
turn it all into rubble


INSTRO F F C Ab / F F C Ab

    Bb                 C
But you, you caught me out
       Eb                  Bb
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay
           C                    Eb
What can I do, I know it wasn't new
           Bb
what can I say
             C
But just for now
                Eb
I'm wearing the sackcloth
              Bb
I flog myself daily
                    C
Chain myself to the railings
                       C
whilst I watch Michael Palin
               C                   C
watching paint dry, watching paint dry