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There's A Monster In My Garden





          G       F#?   Em                        
There's a monster in my garden
         G       D       C
And it's wearing my best clothes
 G         F#?     Em
Assaulting all the neighbours
       C       D      G
With a big red shiney nose

          G       F#?   Em
There's a monster in my living room
         G        D      C
And it's slurring all my words
G        F#?      Em
Drinking beer and singing songs
    C        D      G
And chatting up the birds

Am           C             G
Oh, and he's never felt so low
Am       C             D
Oh, he's never been so high
Am         C
And if you met him
            G        F#?     Em         D
He'd be the lovliest man you ever could meet
C                      D
Won't someone take him home

          G       F#?   Em
There's a monster in my kitchen
         G         D     C
And he's thrown up on my lap
    G        F#?     Em
And throwing up is a party trick
     C    D       G
He's very good at that


Instrumental G F#? Em G D C G F#? Em C D G x 2

Am           C             G
Oh, and he's never felt so low
Am       C             D
Oh, he's never been so high
Am         C
And if you saw him
            G       F#?     Em         D
He'd be the ugliest man you ever could see
C                 D
And better left alone

          G       F#?    Em
There's a monster in the hallway
        G         D      C
And the monster's little me
    G        F#?         Em
I'm taking myself up the stairs to bed
       C       D        C
That's where I ought to be