Here are the first batch

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Beer Scooter

Intro
D F G F D  D D/C#/C G F
D F G F D  D D/C#/C G F

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I think I might, have a few drinks tonight
D           F             G       F
It's been a hard and ugly week
D         F       G             F
Lift some weight, socially lubricate
D        F              G       F
Stops me feeling like a freak

D        F           G                   F
As I get closer to a bottled beer roller-coaster
D         F                G            F
I hold on tight to my best friend
D              F        G            F
From gibbering wreck to fully dead unconscious
D          F                  G       G
And we all know where it will end

       G             G
It's a non-polluter, my beer scooter


         D             F              G       F
I've got news, I can't lose, I've got booze
                      D            D/C#C G F
Who the hell is gonna carry me home
          D              F               G    F
Without a drink, my life stinks, I can't think
                      D          D/C#C G F
Who the hell is gonna carry my home


D            F             G                F
And when I'm sober, with a whopping big hangover
D        F           G         F
What I remember, I regret
D            F             G                    F
I've lost my jumper, got a pocketfull of mobile numbers
D           F          G       G
The journey home? I forget.

G                    G
Fender to fender, my Mercedes bender


         D             F              G        F
I've got news, I can't lose, I've got booze
                      D        D/C#/C G F
Who the hell is gonna carry me home
          D              F               G      F
Without a drink, my life stinks, I can't think
                      D        D/C#/C G F
Who the hell is gonna carry me home

D              F                  G              F  
Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter, Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter
D              F                  G              F  
Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter, Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter

(Who the hell is gonna carry me home
Who the hell is gonna carry me home)

Chorus

Chorus

I think I might, have a few beers tonight