Happy Announcement

[AmbientOne]

Myself at the lovely Martin the One, have a happy, lovely announcement.

We are currently awaiting the arrival of tiny feet..............

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Here is Fruitbob. I will be collecting him from Wigan asap





Ha. Sgtpepperband, you called me 'nutty' and whatever else... I guess yer right... But it's more fun than being normal

[Parry]

I will be collecting him from Wigan asap

you have my sympathies... make sure you don't catch Bar Fever (a joke for about 5 people...)

[AmbientOne]

You'd better let me in on that or I'll poke you til you do................

Pulled the same thing on the Family forum where everyone knows Martin, am just off to check the response... Tee hee.

[Parry]

You'd better let me in on that or I'll poke you til you do................

was a gig Les played with Abdou, in Wigan, in a place called "Bar Fever", it's a shit hole, used to be quite nice but just left to rot... and shall we say the 5 people were the audience... and most of them were in the support band...

[AmbientOne]

Ah. I getcha now.

Never been there, my friend always visited me (been a crap friend to her, feel quite bad). So I'm guessing I want to get in, grab puss, and go?

We're looking forward to seeing how Gizmo the Three Legged Twat (err, 'cat' even) reacts to Fruitbob. And I can't wait... Missing my daughter so terribly, with her living with her dad, and this is the closest M and I will get to having a child between us (instead of one each from previous relationships). Be nice to have something small to fuss over.*




*yeah and wipe the bum of when it has worms, and clean the puke up after, and feed, and be screamed at by, blah... IME it is like having a newborn but worse - and I know what I'm talking about

[sgtpepperband]

Nice pussy, DJ...

[AmbientOne]

Nice pussy, DJ...

I actually am speechless... Where's my witty comeback! I've been awake since TiggaD got up this morning, bit tired, feeling a bit poorly today....

Beer festival later!

[Micky Teaspoon]

You'd better let me in on that or I'll poke you til you do................

was a gig Les played with Abdou, in Wigan, in a place called "Bar Fever", it's a shit hole, used to be quite nice but just left to rot... and shall we say the 5 people were the audience... and most of them were in the support band...

An interesting night . It reminded me of the old Billy Bragg quote that there more people on stage than in the crowd at his early gigs

We had a great game of "name a band with a bird in their name" back at Alex's old gaff afterwards. Richy was as usual the king, winning with Dr Rook, and Hawk Kestrel Manoevers In The Dark

[AmbientOne]

We had a great game of "name a band with a bird in their name" back at Alex's old gaff afterwards. Richy was as usual the king, winning with Dr Rook, and Hawk Kestrel Manoevers In The Dark

Sounds like some of the games some of us lot have played over the years.

One of my faves was the one my old ex Tony taught me - film titles with a word replaced with 'jizz' - Jizz Over The River Kwai was always the favourite. And TiggaD and I sometimes talk completely in song titles

Picking up Fruitbob next week

[Micky Teaspoon]

Good game

Fistfull Of Jizz

[Worcester Dan]

Jizz Wars

[kittie]

Jizz Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Hot Jizz

[kittie]

30 Days Of Jizz

Should I stop now??

[Micky Teaspoon]

The Jizz Singer

[sgtpepperband]

Or, using the the rules from Fight Club, replace the word "fight" with "wank"...

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp or taps out, the wank is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.
5th RULE: One wank at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.